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doc tagged me.. i go… 7 things I plan …

Posted in Globalisation, Latin america, Movies by clash on September 13, 2005

doc tagged me.. i go…

7 things I plan to do before I die!!

1. direct a movie with crisp editing and frames that will boggle the minds of a typical human
2. partcipate in a anti-globalisation rally (not in kerala..)
3. help out the needy but not the greedy (im not a gigolo)
4. a honey moon in some lush green forest in a forest house!!
5. a travel to latin america and cuba,if possible meet comrade fidel and hugo chavez(its a very ambigous situation, coz the looney CIA will murder them any time)
6. die in an instant, not undergoing a stint of constant pain, i should not be a pain in the wrong place for rest of the people around me.
7. marry my love!

7 things I can do !!

1. being so kiddish
2. eat like a pig and sleep like a dog
3. be very cheerful even though there is not much of reason for being so!
5. drink and smoke a lot,get zonked on one day,the next day and the other day!
6. read some good fiction and travel in a hyper reality for endless hours..
7. talk to me continously for hours.. i dont know when i started this habit,may be at a point when i plunged myself in to an irretrievable insanity of my own kind!

7 things I can’t do !!

1. being so blunt to anyone! (except to phoney-looney ones!, i cant stand them)
2. saying no has been a big problem, that has put me in troubles but i dont seem to be studying from it.
3. see the last ciggy in my room and not smoking it up!
4. wash my own clothes, i badly stink at times!
5. sit and slog for hours,when the exam is not near.
6. Be without a book to read.
7. watch a romantic hindi movie!

7 things that I find attractive in the opposite sex !!

1. guts n grit (i know it might back fire, but..)
2. a good voice
3. not bein phoney
4. humour
5. some physical attributes (i dont want to be so explicit)
6. eyes
7. not being dumb

everything wont come in the same package,so i think i will have to compromise..

7 things I say most !!

1. vokay..
2. shit!
3. hey madar…
4. u have lost it dude!
5. fuck maaaan!!
6. behencho..
7. no.. (only to someone..)

im stuck in the world of punjabi’s.. they start their sentence with a “chod” and end it with another “chod”

7 celebrity crushes !! (i swear they are so phoney!!)

1. salma hayek (after frida)
2. scarlett jhoansson (whoa.. she was awesome in last in…)
3. arundhati roy (thats kinda weird.. but.. still.. )
4. lissy (i always used to tell one of my good friends,priyadarshan..that squint-eyed..f***)
5. rani mukherjee ( i dont know the goddam spelling of her name.. i dont care)
7. pamela anderson (oh.. the tommy lee-pam video made me her fan,thats height of pervertedness.. at times.. animal insticnts over rule the intellect)

i dont think i have conjured so much of sense in this.. but still..

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  1. Anonymous said, on September 13, 2005 at 10:48 am

    Neat! I really like what you’re doing here…

    When you have a spare moment you should come over to my raster to vector site to see what’s on in the raster to vector world.

    Keep up the great blogging!

  2. The troublemaker said, on September 15, 2005 at 7:22 am

    hello macha!
    happy onam!
    avide enthokke undu vishesham,here iam waitin for maveli in my cubicle.dunno whether he will tur up here.

  3. Anonymous said, on September 16, 2005 at 6:46 am

    Hello….Anti Global bastard who drinks Coke and Wears Arrow….U r unfit for this comment …..nd marry ur love…pls specify which one….

  4. clash said, on September 16, 2005 at 8:21 am

    i never wear arrow, i always go for the cheapest and good looking shirts and is not very brand conscious! drinking coke, yeah if u r put in some goddam place like tamilnadu where u will have a streak of visuals that will encroach your mind,like sittin in toilet for 24 hours or being in a hospital bed, before gulping a glass of water you have to rely on coke! its not that i believe they provide with the best available quality,its on a hope i can atleast sue them!!

  5. clash said, on September 16, 2005 at 8:22 am

    who is this anonymous by the way??

  6. hope and love said, on September 16, 2005 at 12:00 pm

    ha..! ha..! ha..!
    loved your list..!!
    and thats y i tagged you.
    cos i knew it would be a treat reading your answers.

  7. hope and love said, on September 16, 2005 at 12:05 pm

    ha..! ha..! ha..!
    simply fantastic..!!!
    loved your list..!!
    and thats y i tagged you.
    cos i knew it would be a treat to read your answers!!

  8. W-Bix said, on September 17, 2005 at 6:43 am

    Twas fun reading your list! Honeymoon in the forests? guys, make sure you carry lots of mosquito repellents..(is tht written with an ‘e’ or an ‘a’??) anyway…

    Saying NO is a very good thing–learnt it the difficult way, so say it everyday no no no no

    btw i dont know yu or the anonymous fellow, but his/her comment made me laugh!

  9. chunds said, on September 26, 2005 at 4:58 am

    coming from you, this is real strange! i guess punjab’s having its toll on you…. you’re not planning on killing yourself anytime soon are you?? it was good time pass though!

  10. Bladewidth said, on September 28, 2005 at 9:47 am

    Hey Sahodaran Ayyappo….

    had a good time playin the fiddle while listenin to your mallu-in-midst-of-gosai woes .

    ennu swanthan
    Tyler Durden

    (shshshs…they also call me Jassim )

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